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[-] AtomicHotSauce@lemmy.world 39 points 15 hours ago

"Man, she keeps smiling at me. I think she digs me."

[-] No1@aussie.zone 5 points 11 hours ago

"She just wants your tip"

"That's OK. I don't need to go full penetration"

🙄

[-] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 10 points 14 hours ago

Anything to keep the hope alive. I know that sentiment well enough.

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