A 7 day workweek becomes the global standard. How do you cope? (lemmy.world)

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suicide? appreciating the good moments of the day without thinking about the wider hell you're in, somehow?

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[-] Sundial@lemm.ee 70 points 2 weeks ago

I buy a fucking guillotine.

[-] TheDeepState@lemmy.world 31 points 2 weeks ago

Buy stock in guillotine companies.

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago

You short-sighted investors are piling in on guillotines, meanwhile I've been snatching up shares in pitchfork and torch companies with strong fundamentals for pennies on the dollar.

[-] TheDeepState@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

I’d think that you’d make more on the guillotines. The margins should be higher. No profits on torches.

[-] Rhaedas@fedia.io 6 points 2 weeks ago

The profit on torches is the rebuy for more. You don't need to sink a lot in material, it just has to burn bright enough to sell.

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Exactly, the guillotine is a durable/capital good. Yeah, you make more on one, but how many are you going to sell relative to torches and pitchforks?

[-] oo1 5 points 2 weeks ago

My guillotines have DRM, non user serviceable parts and a mandatory service contract - cough - I mean you get free IoT and smartphone integration.

If you sharpen it youself, warranty is void.

[-] TheDeepState@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

I don’t know. I mean you can reuse a torch or you can make your own.

[-] Rhaedas@fedia.io 3 points 2 weeks ago

In this throwaway, instant satisfaction society? It's all about the price point. And the marketing.

[-] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

That seems counterproductive.

Guillotine demand goes up, guillotine production company stocks go up, guillotine production owners become rich, guillotine production millionaires felled by their own designs.

[-] oo1 3 points 2 weeks ago

Hmmn, maybe petardes would be a better choice.

[-] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago

I'll start a mobile sharpening business. Sell shovels to prospectors and all that.

[-] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 weeks ago

Don't give money to Big Guillotine, build your own.

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