[Moved to !iiiiiiitttttttttttt@programming.dev, check pinned post.] iiiiiiitttttttttttt.

Buddy, you're the kind of person who has to burn their fat wittle fingies multiple times before it sinks into your brain that the stove is hot, aren't you?

If you ever wanted to know why they put those stupidly obvious warning labels on plastic bags and window blinds, you need only look in a mirror.