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Most expensive pleasuring machine ever invented goes on sale tomorrow. (globalnews.ca)
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A new $3.5 million surgical robot has arrived at Winnipeg's Health Sciences Centre, promising precision and faster recovery for patients.

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[โ€“] HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'll still disappoint it

[โ€“] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago

Never stop trying.