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Donald Trump turns up at New York fraud trial, complains it distracts from campaign (www.reuters.com)

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[-] snekerpimp@lemmy.world 41 points 11 months ago

“I’m kicking my own ass here, do you mind?”

[-] BrickTamland@lemm.ee 22 points 11 months ago

My god, who did this to you?

"A mad man your honor! A desperate fool at the end of his pitiful ropes!"

What did he look like?

"Uh...about 6'2", 210lbs, big face, kinda orange"

[-] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago

210 pounds, yea in your bra!

[-] BrickTamland@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I mean your boobs are huge. I mean uh I wanna squeeze em. Uh uh 😗😙😗😙 momma

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