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No-win scenario (lemmy.world)

submitted 5 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/funny@lemmy.world

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[-] cumskin_genocide@lemm.ee 2 points 5 months ago

Because you touch yourself at night

[-] optissima@lemmy.ml -1 points 5 months ago

How else does one sleep? Not touching yourself??

[-] cumskin_genocide@lemm.ee 2 points 5 months ago

I sleep in a big bed with my wife

[-] optissima@lemmy.ml 0 points 5 months ago

I hope your imaginary friend dismembers you every night so you don't touch yourself in any way.

[-] cumskin_genocide@lemm.ee 0 points 5 months ago

You liberals are so violent

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