673
me_irl (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 months ago by zedgeist@lemmy.world to c/me_irl@lemmy.world
top 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[-] db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 48 points 2 months ago
[-] gwen@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 months ago

adhd is like being good at the game but you have to play on an atari

[-] skyspydude1@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

"Life gave me a Madcatz controller"

load more comments (1 replies)
load more comments (3 replies)
[-] SARGE@startrek.website 31 points 2 months ago

Pfffft. Miss me with that shit.

I drink tea thank you.

[-] steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 months ago

This meme is nothing like me. I don’t drink caffeine.

[-] MermaidsGarden@lemmy.world 25 points 2 months ago

Hey I did not ask to be so specifically attacked here

load more comments (1 replies)
[-] FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 22 points 2 months ago

Couldn't be me, I don't drink ice coffee. Yet.

[-] ladicius@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

How does one drink ice coffee when sleeping till noon?

Does not compute.

[-] Forester@yiffit.net 11 points 2 months ago

Easy. Wake up after noon make coffee pour over ice, enjoy. It's required when you only sleep for ~5 hours.

[-] abcdqfr@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

They were formerly gifted at that, too

[-] M137@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Like normally, you drink it when you wake up...? Coffee generally doesn't make people sleep shorter, it just makes it harder to fall asleep.

[-] candybrie@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Night shift?

[-] BakedCatboy@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 months ago

Does espresso count more or less?

load more comments (3 replies)
[-] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 21 points 2 months ago

that specific combination of things describes over 90% of lemmy

[-] MBM 3 points 2 months ago

99% of Tumblr

load more comments (3 replies)
[-] djsaskdja@reddthat.com 20 points 2 months ago

Sleep until noon? In this economy?

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 3 points 2 months ago

Do more crime

[-] nonfuinoncuro@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

they're children without jobs

[-] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 17 points 2 months ago

Ice coffee sounds difficult to make. Do I have to roast the ice first? Should I go for a light roast or dark on it?

load more comments (2 replies)
[-] tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

Fuck off, I'm still gifted

load more comments (1 replies)
[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

I drink cold brew, thank you very much

[-] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

I'm not Bi, per se. But if Ryan Reynolds was game.... this might be about me too.

[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 months ago

Armisted Maupin had this thing he talked about in his books at one point.

That every generation has one public figure that even straight boys can be gay for.

Now, at the time, he said that it had been Mick Jagger, and then Bruce Springsteen.

But today? Ryan Reynolds is absolutely the acceptable gay crush for straight guys.

[-] purrtastic@lemmy.nz 4 points 2 months ago

I feel so seen

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 3 points 2 months ago

Ah, yes. Heterosexuality.

We have dismissed this claim.

[-] EldritchFeminity@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 months ago

There are two kinds of bi people:

I'm not gay, but...

And:

Look how tall she is! And look how small he is!

Everything else is a variation of The Exception or Bisexual Panic.

[-] rambling_lunatic@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I'm all of these things except bisexual. At least I think so.

For some reason this particular profile of a person is very prevalent. The traits tend to occur together.

[-] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 months ago

If you try it, you’ll like it :)

[-] Soulg@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago
[-] Pandantic@midwest.social 3 points 2 months ago

Good on you for trying!

[-] rambling_lunatic@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

The only way I'll try it at this point is if my gf decides to stage a threesome, which, to put it mildly, is highly unlikely.

That being said, I feel very strongly about some of my close male friends. Maybe that is the spectre of homosex, I do not know.

[-] rockerface@lemm.ee 8 points 2 months ago

oh god, they found me, too

[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I remembee seeing this years ago and being like damn thats really close but I don't match everything. Oh how the turn tables

[-] riquisimo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 months ago

Yeah but all they do is eat hot chip and lie.

[-] Klnsfw@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 2 months ago

The Algorithm is so wrong: no depression here.

[-] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 months ago
[-] abbotsbury@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Gay and coldbrew, thank you

[-] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 months ago

Why are you trying to normalize depressed kids?

load more comments
view more: next ›
this post was submitted on 14 Sep 2024
673 points (97.5% liked)

me_irl

4716 readers
24 users here now

All posts need to have the same title: me_irl it is allowed to use an emoji instead of the underscore _

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS