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[-] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 67 points 2 months ago
[-] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 23 points 2 months ago

That was an amazing and underrated movie.

[-] sigmaklimgrindset@sopuli.xyz 10 points 2 months ago

Can someone name the movie 😭

[-] thefartographer@lemm.ee 12 points 2 months ago

Mystery Men. Its only singular flaw is helping launch Dane Cook's career

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[-] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 6 points 2 months ago

Mystery Men

The most famous part of the movie was its soundtrack.

[-] sigmaklimgrindset@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 months ago

Holy, you weren't kidding.

[-] Blaster_M@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

All Star was written for this movie

[-] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago
[-] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 8 points 2 months ago

I feel like it has more of "The Boys" vibe without the gratuitous violence.

[-] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

I was thinking more of the bringing a team together that has conflicting personalities to fight a big bad while making snarky jokes along the way.

[-] Blaster_M@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Some body once told me the world was gonna roll me

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 5 points 2 months ago
[-] Ragdoll_X@lemmy.world 34 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The Shovel? That just sounds like bullying bait, but I have seen a kid named Megatron, and that is indeed a badass name.

[-] pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online 16 points 2 months ago

But Meg is relentlessly bullied by Peter. And he's the one who gave her the name!

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[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 26 points 2 months ago

Everybody, please welcome my son, Hellofresh Henson Curiositystream Manscaped Groundnews Worldoftanks Nordvpn Smith. Please like and subscribe.

[-] urfavlaura@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

you forgot RAIDSHADOWLEGENDS

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

Promised my wife I'd save that for our firstborn daughter

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

It is more of a girl's name, traditionally.

[-] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Is Please like and subscribe your other child?

[-] Asafum@feddit.nl 19 points 2 months ago

I used to make a joke with friends back in highschool that if I ever had a kid I'd name them something like Bu62bil8 and just say it's pronounced "David" to mess with teachers.

Elon Musk must have heard me and thought I was being serious...

[-] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 months ago

Don't lie, you were once at a maturity level that you would have done that. Although unlike you, Elon is still at that level of maturity.

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[-] abbadon420@lemm.ee 16 points 2 months ago

If I ever have son, I'm gonna name him... Bill or George, anything but Sue!

[-] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

I still hate that awful name!

[-] Shapillon@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

In France during the Revolution we tried to have nice names not tied to saints. We then had a few names like Liberté (Freedom) or "Défenseur des droits" (Defender of the rights).

Also French speaking African people have some cool names like Bijou (Jewel).

[-] Naz@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 months ago

Bruh, the timing

The algorithm

[-] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 months ago

Assigned non-binary at birth

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[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 months ago

Musk named his a passcode.

[-] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 4 points 2 months ago

Has anyone tried getting into his Wi-Fi with that?

[-] Badeendje@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago
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[-] Bashnagdul@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago
[-] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

"Shit your trouser holes, Shovel is here!"

[-] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago

Where's track_shovel in this thread?

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

I almost @'d them in the post.

Hey @Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net, this post is dedicated to you

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 9 points 2 months ago
[-] urfavlaura@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 months ago

I'm the shovel and I dig you

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[-] Captain_Buddha@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Just like T.S. Eliot!

[-] Cryophilia@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

One of the most badass album titles of all time: The Shovel vs The Howling Bones

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[-] MilitantAtheist@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

"little fatso yummy toes" more likely

[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 months ago

I know someone who goes by Kil

[-] SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Yeah, we're nicknaming that kid "The Hov".

[-] gmtom@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Sounds like how Russians name their kids

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I'm all for names with some weight on them, but give the kid a normal name and just tell people, "We call him Kicker." Let the kid make up the story for why. Everywhere has a little line for 'prefers to go by' now, and you can avoid the problems (and don't try to say there aren't any) associated with names that don't fit the average idea of normal.

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[-] Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 months ago
[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Fast forward 20ish years to a post in nominativedeterminism about someone named The Shovel being caught burying the bodies of his parents that he murdered

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[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

If I had a son, I'd name him Bort. There's a reason why I'm not allowed to have children...

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[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago
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