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[–] lnxtx@feddit.nl 5 points 2 months ago

Original ThinkPad and hacker cap.

[–] steeznson@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Old Thinkpad and a 3DS... then my action figure just sits down staring at a screen and ignoring the owner.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

A phone and the physical embodiment of a Lemmy account.

[–] EarlTurlet@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Risky, but easier than using your hand.

[–] Today@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Shades and a whiskey glass.

[–] JoeTheSane@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Mallet and chisel

reads news oh.

Full bathtub and a toaster

[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Tonka: Ambulance & portable cardiac monitor.

[–] viking@infosec.pub 4 points 2 months ago

Coffee mug and a dog.

[–] Nemo@slrpnk.net 4 points 2 months ago

bicycle and pool noodle

[–] HuntressHimbo@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago

Weed vape and a coffee, or keyboard and shovel

[–] SpicyLizards@reddthat.com 4 points 2 months ago

Please not a glass jar

[–] bizarroland@fedia.io 4 points 2 months ago

A trophy labeled potential being swallowed by a dark blob of depression, and a pair of eyeglasses that give you 20/20 hindsight vision.

[–] BURN@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

A dab rig and a camera

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 3 points 2 months ago

Drawing utensils. I should also come with medically indicated compression tights but due to production issues they're usually missing from the box.

[–] the_mullet@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago

Removable neon colored himbo clothes and an old school white Pontiac Fiero.

Laptop and Camera.

[–] dumblederp@aussie.zone 3 points 2 months ago

A fox terrier and black clothing.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Two large replaceable penises. One is extremely girthy. The other is long and proportionally thick. Both vibrate to your favorite music and have a washable jelly pump. I'll be loads and loads of fun.

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[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Garden knife and iron skillet.

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[–] UpAndAtThem@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

A beer and a tablet stylus

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[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Pills and cool rocks.

Don't get them mixed up.

[–] angstylittlecatboy@reddthat.com 3 points 2 months ago

A bottle of diet soda and a guitar that I can't play

[–] burgermeister@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

A joint and a laptop

[–] floppy_kitty@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Drum sticks

[–] marduk@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 months ago

AR-10 and a fishing rod

[–] Goretantath@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

New 3ds XL in right hand and a camera bag slung around the neck with a phone, wallet, fidget spinner and cartridge case inside(alegedly since you cant actually open the camera bag.)

[–] auginator@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

My computer and my cat

[–] sexy_peach@feddit.org 2 points 2 months ago

Black clothes and Thinkpad?

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 2 points 2 months ago

Post-its and a power rack

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