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[–] HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

"Write a program that does this."

"Fix this part"

"And this part"

"And this part"

"Wait you fucked up the first part again, change it back to when you first fixed it."

"Ok now fix this last part."

"Damnit why do you keep changing the first part I already told you it was fine!"

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[–] yogthos@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago

My experience is that you want to keep changes as focused as possible. The smaller the context it has to work on the better the results tend to be, and the easier it is to check that it did what you actually wanted it to.

[–] AnnaFrankfurter@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Yeah AI is really stupid especially when it comes to bash. Once one of my colleague came to me asking a bash script not working that they got from ChatGPT. It was 20-30 lines with function and everything was a variable even the commands. I didn't even bother reading, asked them what they were trying to do and wrote a simple one liner and it did exactly what they wanted in first try.....

[–] eutampieri@feddit.it 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Happy cake day! (If we do this on Lemmy)

[–] racketlauncher831@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

This is one thing from Reddit that I don't miss. To everyone else this is just spam.

[–] AnnaFrankfurter@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago

Hey we need a little bit of spam on the internet to filter out bots who write elaborate garbage from GPT and humans who write simple msgs.

[–] eutampieri@feddit.it 1 points 1 month ago

Yeah, maybe you're right

[–] AnnaFrankfurter@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The profile just says 2 years ago. How do you know this is the cake day? I don't even know when I joined so maybe it is who knows.

[–] MyNameIsRichard@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago

It also says cake day underneath the 2 years ago, or at least I see it on the web client.

[–] eutampieri@feddit.it 1 points 1 month ago

Saw on Voyager (my client)

[–] yogthos@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I've had pretty good success with DeepSeek making decent bash scripts. What was the script out of curiosity, I can try and see what DeepSeek spits out.

[–] AnnaFrankfurter@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Check if a CSV exists and if it does rename to the filename_date.CSV and upload to hdfs

[–] yogthos@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

here's what DeepSeek gave me for the following prompt: write a small bash script to check if a CSV exists and if it does rename to the filename_date.CSV and upload to hdfs, keep it simple

#!/bin/bash

# Check if filename argument is provided
if [ $# -eq 0 ]; then
    echo "Usage: $0 <csv_filename>"
    exit 1
fi

CSV_FILE="$1"

# Check if file exists
if [ ! -f "$CSV_FILE" ]; then
    echo "Error: File $CSV_FILE not found!"
    exit 1
fi

# Generate new filename with date (YYYYMMDD format)
DATE=$(date +%Y%m%d)
NEW_FILENAME="${CSV_FILE%.*}_${DATE}.csv"

# Rename the file
mv "$CSV_FILE" "$NEW_FILENAME"

# Upload to HDFS
hdfs dfs -put "$NEW_FILENAME" /path/to/hdfs/directory/

echo "Successfully processed: $NEW_FILENAME"
[–] AnnaFrankfurter@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

OK at least it didn't create functions for everything. ChatGPT had a function to kinit, to rename and to upload to hdfs. And each function had 2-3 line comments. I mean for a single command how can you put 3 lines of comments.

[–] yogthos@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago

I've never touched ChatGPT out of principle, but everything I hear about it makes it sound like hot garbage.