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[–] Deestan@lemmy.world 77 points 1 month ago (3 children)

He is such an absurd historical figure to read about, the way he could get people to rally around him and make his armies work smoothly no matter what.

It looked like he could just wash ashore naked and alone anywhere, recruit a loyal army from whomever appeared to live nearby, and snowball it into a huge professional fighting force on the way to conquer the nearest city.

[–] CommissarVulpin@lemmy.world 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 9 points 1 month ago

Trump is canonically an scp. George Bush was someone's self insert named Dr. Bright (guy who made him is a pedophile) in disguise. Al Gore was also an scp.

[–] Contentedness@lemmy.nz 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I listened to a podcast about his life & times, some of the sources they used included his love letters which added a whole other dimension to his character. You have this immensely powerful and gifted military leader, feared across Europe, writing to a 19 year old he just met at a party about how he's just going to die of sadness if she doesn't write back to him immediately.

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

I SWEAR TO FUCK NAPOLEON STAY ON CORSICA THIS TIME

no

[–] slacktoid@lemmy.ml 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Its cause the British and the French while both using feet and inches had different sizes for what an inch was. So a 5' 2" in France was closer to 5' 7" in England. But it's easier to say he is short and didn't like that.

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

he was definitely average height for the time -- Napoleon Bonaparte

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 16 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Wolverine is 5’4”, but will Hollywood ever cast a short guy?

[–] tatann@lemmy.world 15 points 4 weeks ago

At least they acknowledged it in Deadpool & Wolverine

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 weeks ago

Cruise never seems to lack work 🤷🏼‍♂️🤢

[–] raoul@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 1 month ago

British propaganda portrayed him with his bones apart, it makes him look smaller.

[–] CyberEgg@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I don't quite get it. Apparently, Napoleon's height was ridiculed and used for english propaganda, but I often hear that actually, he wasn't a small person. I looked it up, wikipedia says he was 1.68 m. That's damn short though.

[–] peregrin5@lemm.ee 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Average height has increased over time.

[–] CyberEgg@discuss.tchncs.de -5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No, not always. There were fluctuations depending on several factors, nutrition being one (and an important one).

Still, 1.68 seems just tiny ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] peregrin5@lemm.ee 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

1.68m is 5'5" which is yeah short but not too far from the (self-reported) average male height in France today which is 5'9" (1.75m) (Bayesian estimates actually say 5'7" (1.70m)). During Bonaparte's time average male height in France was 5'4" (1.62m) so he was actually taller than average by a tiny bit.

[–] CyberEgg@discuss.tchncs.de -4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I cannot relate to feet and inches for height, I'm all but used to imperial units.

All I am saying though is that 1.68 is very small from my perspective and if that's the average height back around 1800, people where tiny then.

[–] peregrin5@lemm.ee 3 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

I edited my post to include metric units for those numbers.

And sure, it's fine to say that is short from your own personal perspective but yes statistically the average height was less back then. Even so the average height today is only about 10 cm more.

You may just be taller than average if you are that incredulous about his height. I don't consider 5'5" (1.68 m) to be that far off from the average height of men in most countries today. If he were under say 5' (1.52 m) I would say that is significantly shorter.

[–] CyberEgg@discuss.tchncs.de -1 points 4 weeks ago

You're taking this far more serious than I do.

Also, ten centimetres are a lot in height difference.

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca -2 points 1 month ago

5'5" lol that's the kind of height where you ask girls, "would you date a guy this height?" And you can see them visibly cringe before saying "maybe!"

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Napoleon 2: Electric Waterloo

[–] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago

Still disappointed that Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure didn't use the song Waterloo for the waterpark sequence.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 weeks ago

Electorate Waterloo?

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

IIRC, the short Napoleon was his grandnephew, Napoleon III.

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 2 points 1 month ago

The register of the fortress Ham for 7 October 1840 contained a concise description of the new prisoner: "Age: thirty-two years. Height: one meter sixty-six.

They were about the same height

Tap for spoilerhttps://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Napoleon_III

[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io -2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Okay, but his dick was like 2 inches long though.

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

good enough for my ear holes