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[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 6 points 2 weeks ago

Do where was this? What's the cover cost?

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

And the crew said "THANK YOU!!!"

[–] blargh513@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago

Soooo, when in Rome?

[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Best I can do is seventeen minutes.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Whoa there stud.

Something something time warp right?

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Lol Kate Flannery is in that

[–] notsosure@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

The sun eh?

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