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Nothing is going to be more unhinged than what I already have. Top comment wins.

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[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 129 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 21 points 2 months ago

Reminds me of the one in 2020 that someone named Corona1488 got banned from LoL but their real last name was Corona and their Birthday was January 4th 1988 (or April 1st maybe). I think they got Riot's attention and got their account back, maybe they had to change it, I'm not sure.

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 months ago

Oh wow, I genuinely laughed at that one.

[–] DoubleDongle@lemmy.world 85 points 2 months ago

PellMySmenis

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 59 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Your real first name and last name.

[–] HK65@sopuli.xyz 41 points 2 months ago

Along with your Tax ID, credit card number and date of birth and mother's maiden name.

[–] Windex007@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago

I did that once, and it was really jarring for people to see.

People have gotten completely desensitized to names like "ForceU2swllow" or "xXx_daRk_pRo_MLG_xXx". A regular name, your actual name IS the most unhinged shit.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 44 points 2 months ago (4 children)
[–] youCanCallMeDragon@lemmy.world 34 points 2 months ago (2 children)

That’s enough internet for today

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

You asked 😙

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[–] cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What the actual fuck. Just the fact that they mention "this is probably the single most disgusting thing known to a man" in the dictionary.

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[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago

They asked for unhinged; I happen to be a connoisseur.

[–] ninekeysdown@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

What a terrible day to have eyes and literacy…

[–] Krelis_@sh.itjust.works 34 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] hancock@retrolemmy.com 12 points 2 months ago
[–] PoopBuffet@lemmy.world 28 points 2 months ago

"Robert'); DROP TABLE Gamertags;--"

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Oka@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 months ago

You may be a cunning linguist, but im a master debater

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 2 months ago

GamertagMcGamertag

[–] Archer@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago
[–] you_are_dust@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago

Gamer McGameFace

[–] JunglisticFunkateer@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 15 points 2 months ago
[–] greatwhitepapertiger@lemmy.zip 14 points 2 months ago

HollowedOutPenis

or

ForeskinWhoopyCushion

[–] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

ReleaseEpsteinFiles

[–] Oka@sopuli.xyz 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)
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[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (4 children)
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[–] Chivera@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

YouCantCallMeDragon

[–] hypnicjerk@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

ItsOkImOnThePill

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

PocketSand420

[–] Oka@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 months ago

Smegma&Pepper

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

SploogeIngester69420

[–] Nariom@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

ClippyTheThird

[–] FlembleFabber@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago

ProlapsingPenis69

[–] toeblast96@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago

xX_CornFarmer22_Xx

[–] PlantDadManGuy@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Elons#1Simp

[–] Davel23@fedia.io 6 points 2 months ago

TheartistformerlyknownasyouCanCallMeDragon.

[–] jim3692@discuss.online 6 points 2 months ago
[–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

HereticalClamBreath

[–] Windex007@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago
[–] Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

MyOtherHandleIsOnLinux

[–] valek879@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago
[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

DragonFucker

[–] zxqwas@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

SnakeToesRFun2eat

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 4 points 2 months ago

DumbSheetCant

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

JohnLongson96

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