Girlfriend Limited to 7 Days
If you can’t think of a way to end a conversation, do the finger guns and say “I have diarrhea” then walk away.
They won’t ask any follow up questions
this post was submitted on 29 Oct 2025
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Don’t forget the power of Zoop
"Talking to my boss after a long day of exams and assignments. I go to leave and she catches the door before I can leave to say goodbye. For some reason my wired brain made me give her fingerguns and say "zoop" as I walked away. Thought about it the whole way home."
👉😎👉 zoop
👉😎👉 zoop
what if they reply "on no, need me to get you anything from the pharmacy?"
And now you're on a date at the pharmacy waiting in line to get explosive diarrhea medications
Ask if they wanna go on a date or just drop all pretenses and start making out on the floor.
"Well, talking to you has been... extremely engaging, but I'm afraid I need to go..."
[Ok now pick an ending]
[A:] (either very lewdly or very bashfully)
"... take care of something."
(fuck me eyes)
[B:] "... return some video tapes."
[C:] ( do a bit of pirouette as if leaving abruptly, but actually complete the pirouette, ending with you much closer to their face, or maybe ear ):
"... ask you if you're busy this evening.
[D:] (begin singing 'Somebody to Love', but with the voice of NecoArc)
If the both of you have been mutually flirting for some time now, some part of your brain should have an inkling as to which of these is more appropriate.