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[–] Got_Bent@lemmy.world 59 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Lord, I actually googled that to see if it was real. These are the times in which we live.

[–] loutr@sh.itjust.works 34 points 2 years ago (3 children)

And? Don't leave us hanging!

[–] Fubarberry@sopuli.xyz 31 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's not real, the original creator of the image took a still of the show and added the closed captioning.

Source

[–] spudwart@spudwart.com 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yeah, see the original was actually an old tucker segment accusing liberals of making spiders less sexy.

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[–] Rolando@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago

hanging...

spiders...

I see what you did there.

[–] massive_bereavement@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago

Hanging like some sexy spider.. 🕷️

[–] Waraugh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 55 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (4 children)
[–] DriftinGrifter@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 2 years ago

Damn that's a sexy spider

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 16 points 2 years ago

Your mandibles are heavenly!

[–] ramius345@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Lolth approves.

[–] M500@lemmy.ml 47 points 2 years ago (2 children)

My uncle is worried that us vaccinated people are going to spread something to him. Like something about the vaccine makes you dangerous.

I don’t know I don’t even care to be honest.

[–] LemmynySnicket@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

The vaccine spreads our liberal spider attraction. It makes spiders look all spider in their spider way. I mean spiders spider so spiders, you spider? Spider spider spider.

[–] CM400@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

I see your point, but I don’t fully spider where you’re getting your spider spider.

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[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 33 points 2 years ago

Finally, something the liberals and I can agree on.

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 28 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Just saying: the use of even sexier would imply that spiders are already sexy lol

Come on baby, shake that web weaver!

[–] z00s@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Finding spiders sexy: That's fine. Wanting spiders to be more sexy: YOU SLUT

[–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)

but what even is the context of this???

[–] acastcandream@beehaw.org 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

spoilerasdfasdfsadfasfasdf

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Get that "useless nobody" shit outta here.

[–] ToastedPlanet@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I mean, if you don't like that, then the op should post the image and caption without the fan fiction about your uncle too. I'm not sure the meme format is adding anything to the picture and half a meme format isn't adding half as much when it was already adding nothing.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago (19 children)

... if it had a big red circle on Lumpy's dumb face, would you insist that removing it would break the image?

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[–] Anti_Weeb_Penguin@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Me after searching Angel Dust on R34:

[–] HakFoo@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] Vespair@lemm.ee 19 points 2 years ago

Look, all I'm saying is that if we have to have spiders, why not make them sexy??

[–] thecrotch@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Remember when they were bitching that liberals wanted to make M&M's less sexy?

[–] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 6 points 2 years ago

this screenshot is fake but yes

[–] lemmington_steele@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

well yeah, there's only so much sexy to go around. how else do you propose we save some for spiders?

[–] thecrotch@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago

I don't think Timberlake is using his anymore, maybe you can pick it up at his garage sale

[–] trslim@pawb.social 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I have copious amounts of Angel Dust on my phone. I blame the liberals.

[–] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Angel Dust is just hmmpffja;lsfhdalgasd in the new trailer OwO

sexy spider warning

[–] trslim@pawb.social 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 2 points 2 years ago

It's great, but I'm biased because I'm a sucker for good film music and in-character singing. Here's a link for anybody interested :3

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

Uncle Phil, the fuck have you been watching?

[–] pastaPersona@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

Stupid sexy spiders

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 years ago

Would smash Arachne, if she were DTF.

Between myths of Arachne and Medusa, Athena seems to be a bitch and not very wise at all. I suspect there's actually some context going on.

Though in Medusa's case, she was a gorgon before her human origin during the New 52s, and the Gorgoneion that adorns Aegis predates the whole Perseus thing. (Gorgoneions were a ward against evil from times immemorial before the oceans drank Atlantis and Poseidon was the all-father dude).

[–] Kase@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

🕸️🕷️🕸️

[–] WeLoveCastingSpellz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] z00s@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

🔊 🎸🎵🎶🎼

Hey hey we're the liberals,

And people say we liberal around,

But we're too busy singin' upholding human rights

To put anybody down

🔊 🎸🎵🎶🎼

Yea fuck liberals in the political sense outside of america (since they basicalky use it to say leftist). Liberalism is capitalism. Anarcho communism is where it's at

[–] BloodSlut@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago
[–] CaptnNMorgan@reddthat.com 7 points 2 years ago

At least they admit spiders are sexy

[–] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago
[–] baropithecus@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
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