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[–] Gingerlegs@lemmy.world 68 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Wait until they find out about transparent

[–] Jesusaurus@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] BeanGoblin@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Or the transitive property

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 15 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Don't even get me started on translators

[–] don@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I don’t know what “istors” are, but as fer me an my house, we serve the lord. If I sees ‘em, I burns ‘em. 😤

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[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Or transformers. More than meets the eye.

[–] dditty@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

Next they'll try processing a transaction.

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[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 66 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I feel bad for transphobes when they have to go to the store and make a transaction.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"My flight transfers in Dallas?! Thanks, Biden!

[–] ReallyActuallyFrankenstein@lemmynsfw.com 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] SilverFlame@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

I think it has something to do with iron.

[–] r3df0x@7.62x54r.ru 32 points 1 year ago (4 children)

5 billion people believe that God is bigender, which is often considered transgender.

Conservatives worship a transgender being. Transphobes cope and seethe.

God is also a genderless being who uses capitalized male pronouns.

The data I'm looking at says only 55% of people are even monotheistic. Where are you getting that 5 billion number from?

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[–] Aceticon@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Wait until they find out that banks do a lot of transactions.

[–] aslaii@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I hate the fact that i read it, trans-actions.

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[–] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 year ago

it does explain why they wouldn't want the government to be more transparent.

[–] roomboy@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago

I'm surprised any Republicans even drive vehicles seeing as each one of them has a transmission.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Do you suppose stupid bigots will avoid transplants because they don't want to become plants?

[–] Kase@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

You know what's weird? If you do a transplant between trees it's called a graft. Transplant was right there smh

[–] extant@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

They're fine with becoming plants, just not if it's trans.

[–] Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Wake up babe new gender just dropped

[–] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

I prefer the alternative gender for that profession, criptionist.

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[–] MrSilkworm@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

So much for my trans-Atlantic voyage. Guess I ll take the trans-Siberian train then. Comms are very bad there so ill take the trans-ceiver with me.

[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 18 points 1 year ago (5 children)

A lot’s changed. Back in my parents’ day, a trip to the city meant taking the

to the airport to fly a

and head for meetings and abortions at the

Seems like being trans back then must have been such a gift. People would obviously hold you in such high regard.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Nobody ever asked KITT for their pronouns.

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[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

I know 3rd grade is hard but really should have stuck it out

[–] cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Wait til they find about the department of transportation

[–] name_NULL111653@pawb.social 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

No, no I'm pretty sure the bigots support the deportation of trans people... They seem to want to deport everyone not white enough, why stop at race?

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[–] Ratulf@feddit.de 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

These istors keep messing with my power! I hear they're bipolar too.

[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 14 points 1 year ago (10 children)

All my plugs are male–male. I take all in stride:

  • the propaganda¹ against the life that works for me and
  • the plugs

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[–] Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ciscriber, when a transcriber walks in...

[–] latca@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Subscriber, what Domscriber looks for.

[–] xavier666@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Lath@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] AngelJamie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It seems like being a conservative is just harboring an ideology that causes you to say things entirely devoid of substance.

Exhibit A:

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[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Maybe a pun is just a pun and you're making a thing out of nothing. I don't know. Context an intend matter.

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[–] Rooter@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Holy shit, you owe me a coffee for posting this, and a new keyboard.

Been a while since I laughed this hard.

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[–] Newstart@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I thought their God was also Transcendent?

[–] open_world@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Well I don't know what a 'cendent is 😂

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[–] Shellbeach@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

ITT: figuring out that "trans-" means "across" by giving other words with same prefix. Yey etymology

[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 1 year ago (9 children)

“meta” also still means “across” in Greece

phérō meant “I carry”

metaphor: I carry across

they now use the term for “transportation in general”

here’s a modern truck in Greece for ΜΕΤΑΦΟΡΙΚΗ

in Greek, they use μεταφορική έννοια (metaforikí énnoia – literally “transportation sense”) to mean “metaphor”

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