BarrelAgedBoredom

The title might be a bit immature but the edema in his feet and ankles points to congestive heart failure. It's a serious, incurable, and deadly disease

What kinda coffee are you drinking?

No typo. You should see the kinds of things captain whiskers says when they've had a few

Now that's my kind of party

It's also just a lie. Conservatives are constantly in a crabs-in-a-bucket-esque power struggle. The only thing ensuring cohesion on the right is the cult of personality surrounding trump. They all want their particular flavor of oppression to be the one at the top and are happy to stab eachother in the back as soon as the opportunity arises.

Left unity is similarly a myth. The left is full of diverse ideologies, many of which are fundamentally incompatible with one another. We've already tried the "left unity" thing before, it lead to the Bolsheviks purging anarchists the second they had the chance, and there's no reason to believe that left unity would play out any differently nowadays. And while I'm at it, liberals are center right at best and "leftists" should stop concerning themselves so much with what libs think about our politics

You need to step your game up

Don't forget your protest lotion!

I am those wiwi/ el feratu

First, "make it 0!" - * Number *! As a "surprise factorial" (as seen in comments in this very thread making this exact joke) is a common joke in threads like this and that was the only connection I could make for this meme, having no previously knowledge of binary quirks.

Second, I don't know if you were trying to be a dick or you're just some overly wordy ass clown high on your own farts, but how on earth is me explaining what I thought a joke meant, showing why it didn't work, and then asking for help to understand it vacuous?

And you're a fuckin nerd lmao

But 0!=1, what am I missing here?

Check out dankpods, he does (among other things) reviews of mp3 players. A lot of modern DAPs are catered toward audiophiles so expect to pay a premium if you want something new. He still uses and recommends old iPods. You can mod them to have expanded storage and better battery life if you feel like tinkering too