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Electron apps in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
[–] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 29 minutes ago

ProTracker modules, that takes me back to my Amiga days! I don't think I've ever heard them described as "spicy midi" before though. I may have to steal that. ;)

Also XMPlay runs flawlessly via Wine. I have it installed on my desktop for the occasional music file VLC won't play and Qmmp is no help with. :)

Samsung to halt SATA SSD production, leaker warns of up to 18 months of SSD price pressure, worse than Micron ending consumer RAM in c/technology@lemmy.world
[–] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 31 minutes ago

Not everyone uses laptops

I didn't say that.

Some of us selfhost, y'know

I do too. But I'm pretty sure, while selfhosting may be common here on Lemmy, that it's not entirely common amongst wider population?

Old multiplayer in c/piracy@lemmy.dbzer0.com
[–] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 hour ago

Tailscale is the one I use. It's free for up to 5 devices.

PhotoGIMP - The Photoshop Like Experience on GIMP in c/linux@lemmy.ml
[–] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 hours ago

I think this may be a configuration issue. I suspect you may have Kate set up very differently from the way I have it.

When I open Kate, I'm greeted with a blank file, ready to use.

When I open it again... I'm greeted with a blank file, ready to use.

On the left side I have four icons that I largely ignore except for the top one which is handy if I have a lot of files open.

At the bottom is the status bar. I may be allowing my privilege to show a little here, but with a 1080p screen, I can afford to lose 50 or so pixels to that.

At the top there's New, Open, Save, Save As, Undo, and Redo.

I'm not saying your configuration of Kate is bad. I'm not even going to claim that my configuration is the default, because I've used it for over a year and a half now and I don't know what the default configuration looks like. What I am saying is that your experience and my experience do not align.

Depression self-help in c/funny@sh.itjust.works
[–] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 5 hours ago

There are multiple different kinds of therapy. CBT didn't work for me. Reflective listening did. Please don't write off all therapy because one kind did nothing for you.

PhotoGIMP - The Photoshop Like Experience on GIMP in c/linux@lemmy.ml
[–] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

In what way is Kate bloated? You open it up and you get an empty plain text window. You type. Ctrl+S saves. It's fast and responsive. What more do you want?

Samsung to halt SATA SSD production, leaker warns of up to 18 months of SSD price pressure, worse than Micron ending consumer RAM in c/technology@lemmy.world
[–] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 6 hours ago (5 children)

This is non-news puffed up for engagement, isn't it? Samsung doesn't make IDE hard drives any more either.

Xmas at the mega church in c/memes@lemmy.world
[–] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 7 hours ago

Isn't that the one that has that talk about grace and humility, cutting between three UHD camera angles?

I upgraded to windows 11 by accidentally pressing spacebar on startup in c/iiiiiiitttttttttttt@programming.dev
[–] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 7 hours ago

You can activate three years of ESU via the Mass Grave

Or have even longer by switching to the IoT LTSC version of Windows 10

I upgraded to windows 11 by accidentally pressing spacebar on startup in c/iiiiiiitttttttttttt@programming.dev
[–] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 7 hours ago

Hey no shade here, I still have a WinXP virtual machine, that was a damn fine operating system

Anon's neighbors have chickens in c/lemmybewholesome@lemmy.world
[–] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

Thanks chickens

Thickens

“Am I invading Venezuela for oil or to distract from Epstein?” Trump asks coatrack in c/theonion@sh.itjust.works
[–] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 8 hours ago

Hey, it worked for Thatcher

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The Slop Sketch (with apologies to Monty Python) (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
 

Scene: A cafe. One table is occupied by a group of Vikings with horned helmets on. A man and his wife enter.

Man (Eric Idle): You sit here, dear.

Wife (Graham Chapman in drag): All right.

Man (to Waitress): Morning!

Waitress (Terry Jones, in drag as a bit of a rat-bag): Morning!

Man: Well, what've you got?

Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and slop; egg bacon and slop; egg bacon sausage and slop; slop bacon sausage and slop; slop egg slop slop bacon and slop; slop sausage slop slop bacon slop tomato and slop;

Vikings (starting to chant): Slop slop slop slop...

Waitress: ...slop slop slop egg and slop; slop slop slop slop slop slop baked beans slop slop slop...

Vikings (singing): ...slop, lovely slop! Lovely slop!

Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce served in a Provençale manner with shallots and aubergines, garnished with truffle pâté, brandy and a fried egg on top and slop.

Wife: Have you got anything without slop?

Waitress: Well, there's slop egg sausage and slop, that's not got much slop in it.

Wife: I don't want ANY slop!

Man: Why can't she have egg bacon slop and sausage?

Wife: THAT'S got slop in it!

Man: Hasn't got as much slop in it as slop egg sausage and slop, has it?

Vikings: Slop slop slop slop (crescendo through next few lines)

Wife: Could you do the egg bacon slop and sausage without the slop then?

Waitress: Urgghh!

Wife: What do you mean ‘Urgghh'? I don't like slop!

Vikings: Lovely slop! Wonderful slop!

Waitress: Shut up!

Vikings: Lovely slop! Wonderful slop!

Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon slop and sausage without the slop.

Wife (shrieks): I don't like slop!

Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your slop. I love it. I'm having slop slop slop slop slop slop slop beaked beans slop slop slop and slop!

Vikings (singing): Slop slop slop slop. Lovely slop! Wonderful slop!

Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.

Man: Well could I have her slop instead of the baked beans then?

Waitress: You mean slop slop slop slop slop slop... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)

Vikings (singing elaborately): Slop slop slop slop. Lovely slop! Wonderful slop! Slop slo-o-o-o-o-op slop slo-o-o-o-o-op slop. Lovely slop! Lovely slop! Lovely slop! Lovely slop! Lovely slop! Slop, slop, slop, SLOOOOOOOOOOOP!

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The rule upstairs (youtu.be)
 

Wish I'd known about this during crowdfunding, I would've backed it

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Where is Le Clitoris? (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
 

Joke from my gig on Friday that went down well and I'm pretty proud of it, so I wanted to share

"Le Clitoris" is a statue that, as the name suggests, depicts the clitoris.

It was installed at University of Poitiers, France on 24 November 2017.

But it's not on Google Maps, I think on purpose because it leads to the semi-regular occurrence of tourists asking locals the obvious question.

They looked all over, they just want to sit down and appreciate le clitoris, but can they find the bloody thing?

https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/le-clitoris

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Nobody: (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
 
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advertisers can say anything, but your content must follow the rules (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/35309257

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Blahaj is Love Blahaj is Life (Blahaj is Rule) (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
 
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Samsung smart fridges have started displaying ads (lemmy.world)
 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/39709680

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Transition rule (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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cross-posted from https://zug.network/@chloe/115634697946514308

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