EffortlessEffluvium

joined 1 month ago

OP cleans his fridge in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

Hey! I didn't know xenomorphs were allowed to post on Lemmy!

Why doesn't the US name this state? Are they stupid? in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago

It's that 51st state someone keeps claiming...

Y'ALL GOT ANY OF THEM HALLOPINYERS in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

I want to go to another planet in c/comicstrips@lemmy.world

[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemmy.zip 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

That's not a moon...that's a space station

We Built This City! in c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world

[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemmy.zip 2 points 6 days ago

Burn it! Burn it with Angelfire!

flowers for the lost in c/science_memes@mander.xyz

[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 week ago

Hey! Leave Otto's girlfriend out of this!

Starling.png in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone

[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemmy.zip 18 points 1 week ago

We downloaded a whole country to a bunch of birds!

Tap for spoiler

"I ran" - A Flock of Seagulls

Out for a hike and found this interesting tree in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Maybe don't go after underage trees?

I did it. 🥇 in c/loweffortmemes@crazypeople.online

[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 week ago

And we're so proud of you!
Now the bathroom!
(Oops! Looks like "Next time!")

Happy Saturday in c/historymemes@lemmy.world

[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago

Pish Posh

Chuck Schumer theorizes the reason for the house recess is to draft pardon papers for Maxwell in c/politics@lemmy.world

[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 week ago

Well, since Jeffrey went and offed himself, he broke the terms of the agreement, didn't he? Escaping the justice system, eh?
Those "co-conspirators" should have chosen a more stand-up guy.

I like wild game, but I find moose tastes a lot like chocolate pudding. in c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago

I never could get the mouse tender enough after catching one.