Fabian

What have you done?!

Raccoons are really cute

No, that is the capital of Liechtenstein

True, but 'being in the EU' is actually not that simple, and these territories have special statuses and and are not part of the 'core EU'. Here is a simple visualization

Thinking outside the ~~box~~ continent. I like it

As the parliament says

In order to apply for EU membership, a country has to be European and respect the EU's democratic values

https://www.europarl.europa.eu/topics/en/article/20180126STO94113/enlargement-how-do-countries-join-the-eu

Since according to Article 49

The applicant country must [...] be a European state;

https://publications.europa.eu/resource/cellar/0ae670d2-1ece-4994-b1e3-adda39e1c6de.0006.03/DOC_1

I would support stronger ties to Canada, but Canada is not exactly in Europe

Touché...

Ja, dass es um Macht geht ist schon klar. Aber das schließt ja nicht aus, dass er ein Narzisst ist.

Ich denke Musk ist tatsächlich so verblendet, dass er den Fehler nicht bei sich sieht.

Ne, die halten sich doch an alle Abkommen.

I just can't understand why anyone who is not either completely stupid or a Russian asset would do that