I mean, given the trends in child obesity, you won't need to specify that for very long.

We put the ET in Fish™️

You say that but it's pathetic how little has been upgraded to add support for IPV6.

Hey, if you got the property mortgage-free from your parents, all you have to pay is taxes. The taxes/insurance on a property like that would still be high, but not unreasonable for someone working full time, especially if they don't have to worry about a mortgage.

Theoretically the water hammer effect might be able to break that glass, but I think it's unlikely.

Hey, as long as you've got three or four feet of slow down it's probably not lethal. I always assume that when a superhero catches someone, they're using the same magic they used to fly to cushion their body as they're being slowed down during the last 5 to 10 ft. And being slowed from terminal velocity to a standstill over the course of 5 ft will still be quite strenuous, but if the acceleration is relatively consistent, you almost certainly make it out okay.

Hey, but it had a silencer on it, which is absolutely what it's called, and makes the shots super quiet so they won't be heard by people in the next room!

Minus: can't eat garlic.

Half a second is a really, really long time.

Relevant XKCD

Later: All 195 employees of OpenAI in support of board of directors.

The ideal solution is multiple competing services with the same content.