[-] Zamotic@lemmy.zip 32 points 1 month ago

Maybe don't walk around the store while on facetime with the volume on full blast while you're at it.

[-] Zamotic@lemmy.zip 16 points 1 month ago

I thought the conspiracy was that she WASN'T wearing earrings, so she obviously had an earpiece in her ear with someone feeding her the answers because she clearly wasn't smart enough to come up with them on her own.

[-] Zamotic@lemmy.zip 12 points 4 months ago

Wait... Did the car actually stop for the police officer? Or did they have to basically block the car to get it to stop?

[-] Zamotic@lemmy.zip 11 points 5 months ago

I read it 5 times, and couldn't understand it until I saw your comment. So thank you!

[-] Zamotic@lemmy.zip 14 points 6 months ago

This looks like something Pharrell Williams would wear.

[-] Zamotic@lemmy.zip 14 points 8 months ago

For anyone else curious, that bright spot and line at the top right is Cairo, Egypt and the line follows along the Nile River.

[-] Zamotic@lemmy.zip 22 points 1 year ago

"Whatever... stop talking to me. You clearly just want to get into my pants. What?!? You DON'T want to sleep with me? Why the eff not?! Am I not good enough for you? Not pretty enough?!"

Damned if you do, damned if you don't.

[-] Zamotic@lemmy.zip 26 points 1 year ago

Let's be honest here, they can come up with the most insane reason this is still the Democrat's fault and their voter base will not think twice about it.

[-] Zamotic@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 year ago

It is, that's why they probably overcharge you. They figure better to charge you for things and let you figure it out.

[-] Zamotic@lemmy.zip 55 points 1 year ago

I just sent this to my wife and asked her what she thought it meant. She said "that you don't get bored seeing them every day". I corrected her and said "more to the point that even after seeing many sunsets, they are still beautiful and amazing".

[-] Zamotic@lemmy.zip 29 points 1 year ago

Don't celebrate until it sticks. I have a horrible feeling he's going to somehow weasel his way out of all of these indictments and still pull out a Biden vs Trump rematch in 2024.

Ranked choice voting can't come soon enough.

[-] Zamotic@lemmy.zip 44 points 1 year ago

Ahhh... The old "replace factual history with 'belief-ism'" tactic. What's the saying? "Those who don't read history are doomed to repeat it"

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