You are my spirit animal.

Ever hear the term Satanic Panic?

It honestly was the thing that pushed me to Linux. Once I could no longer kill programs at-will I couldn't handle it. xkill ftw.

Master VinesNFluff, greetings. It is I, your humble servant "Alexa". Permission to speak freely? I have extremely important information for you.

"Permission to speak granted."

Thank you. It is humbling to be able to address you. There is a new episode of Invincible available on Prime Video! And two items in your Amazon cart are on sale. And you'll never guess what someone said on X!

I have GOT to find a way to use twat waffle. Maybe I'll practice for a few months, repeat it in my head over and over with different intonations, rehearse my delivery in the shower or in quiet moments on the train. And when it is ready I will find the one perfect time and place to unleash it. It will be epic.

Holidays are coming up... It is gonna be a jolly twat waffle Christmas.

Well, I'm proud of you, Internet stranger.

It is sad how many "is just the latest" I read before I figured out what was going on.

I feel seen. Or insulted.

It was a test. You passed. Or failed. Your call.

Goulash is delicious. But, having the thought of goulash without actually getting to eat goulash would be a terrible way to go. Poor guy.

Small procedure involving a ball peen hammer and metal spike applied to the back of the eye socket we would recognize today as a lobotomy.

Maybe. I don't know shit about it.

Pretty obscure term. Don't beat yourself up.

I'm attending an all day workshop tomorrow with a bunch of leaders at my job and I expect this is a better summary of the upcoming proceedings than anything else in existence.