I encourage you to run for president on the "I have no idea how any of this works, and that's why I'm going to solve all your problems" ticket.
Worked for the last guy! You might even get a shot at embarrassing yourself on an international stage, just like the last guy!
I don't know what a great one is but I have an example of a terrible one:
the green/black glue gun has the worst on/off switch I've ever encountered.
You can't see it in the picture, but the actual switch that arrow is pointing to has no text on or around it, so you're left to pick up or down, plug it in, and wait a few minutes see if you were right.
You are 100% allowed to join the DNC, run a campaign against Biden, and spend tons of time and money trying to convince the DNC to give you all their money instead of Biden for a presidential campaign. It won't work, but you can try.
Here's an article about 5 incumbent presidents that got primaried. Spoiler: they all won their primaries
https://time.com/5682760/incumbent-presidents-primary-challenges/
it's about to be a pickBAX
Fat man's not just hypersonic, he's superluminal.
tomato tomato
that's a weird way to spell LichKing McConnell
With an Aliens chaser!
There are two wolves inside you. They are both in severe debt. They have taken out a reverse mortgage on your torso.
Cube rule says starch is on the outside, so it's a sandwich.
IF you refuse to recognize the cookie as a starch, then an ice cream sandwich is a salad.
I'd be that guy that makes all those useless inventions, except they'd be incredibly useful to me and like 2 other people.
China just claimed your toilet water as its own, what are you gonna do about it?
Time is an illusion, lunch time doubly so.