You may not like it, but this is what beak performance looks like.

Hell, maybe even above average if the model can update itself in real time.

What's the last time you heard someone say "Aww, that kitten is writhing adorably".

Tedward "Shame Powered Shit Factory" Cruz is only white on the outside. Beneath the skin suit, he is a writhing mass of intestinal parasites.

"prime on my machine"

I already know people who would marry their cell phone if it had a wet hole.

That's a bookmark. Specifically, it's a skeuomorph of the ribbon some books come with sewn into their binding for marking a page.

TIM CURRY DOZEN EGGS NUMBER SERIES INFOGRAPHIC!?

Also that guy should drink some water, he's definitely dehydrated. Maybe he didn't elaborate because he passed out.

This is going in my Rare and Incredible memes folder. I shall look upon it occasionally, and savor it as one might a fine liquor.

from what I've read, season 1 were itchy and bad, later ones were comfy.

The alternative is that his words are bald faced lies and he believes he's all but winking at the "adults in the room" that "of course he'll never actually do this".

They're both equally horrible, and sadly equally possible.