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If you can eat a salad and then lay down without getting an explosion of acid reflux, maybe you aren't old yet 😂

Why are we eating pizza in the bedroom

Flamin Hot Cheetos Mac and Cheese. Had to open all the windows to get the smell out

Meanwhile Euler was coming up with all this shit while being blind

I had Flash 5

Isn't Vanguard 401ks? Or is that a different Vanguard?

Wait there's a company called "Blackstone" as well as one called "Blackrock", and both buy up real estate?

Rear fingerprint scanner PLEASE

*cleft

Butt crack is a cleft

I was going to say Glory to Rome but your answer is better.

"Now Chalmers did his head in you maroon" is a fairly humorous sentence on its own.

Nor at risk of a server misconfiguration leaking all the copies to random assholes