turdburglar

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[–] turdburglar@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago

i’m turd burglar and i approve this message

[–] turdburglar@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

the heat signature is showing the hot methane billowing out of the generators he’s running to power grok.

also he’s using drinking water from the memphis sands aquifer to cool the computers. not greywater, not river water, but clean aquifer water.

please don’t use grok.

  • ❤️memphis.
[–] turdburglar@lemmy.zip 27 points 2 days ago (2 children)

i left. jelly fin for the win.

[–] turdburglar@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

watched it a couple hours ago. thought of it immediately when i saw this post.

i’ll probably be thinking about it all day tomorrow. i’m not sure where my line was , but judging by the way i feel after watching this, we already passed it and i need to figure out how to react.

[–] turdburglar@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

well i don’t know about no rolled gold, but i can tell you that these pretzels are makin me thirsty!

[–] turdburglar@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] turdburglar@lemmy.zip 1 points 4 days ago

sold. opens july 11.

[–] turdburglar@lemmy.zip 9 points 4 days ago

i’m here for you.

[–] turdburglar@lemmy.zip 1 points 4 days ago

yeah, i know that’s not a thing. linking to a page that doesn’t allow reading with an ad blocker is best solved by pasting the text into the post.

[–] turdburglar@lemmy.zip -4 points 4 days ago (4 children)

you’re not wrong, but aesthetic is a noun, not an adjective.

[–] turdburglar@lemmy.zip 6 points 4 days ago

is he drafting some strongly worded letters? fuck chuck schumer and the private jet he flew in on.

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