I'm not like one of those weirdos that just kills for no reason. I shot that dolphin right in its wet brain and I loved it. In fact, my pleasure from doing so was higher than my vegetarian friend's when they ate a whole block of cheese.

Right now, there's $20k being offered for information about me, but I think that's dumb. I tried to go to the FBI with information about a trophy hunter and the local butcher, but the special agent said he wouldn't give me any money for that and they already knew about it. He did offer me a bacon-topped doughnut on the way out though!

Edit, dang this is very different than Reddit's vcj.

I consider myself a racist so I went to my city's mall promoting veganism. Obviously veganism is racist because FOOD DESERTS THO. Obviously my target audience at my city's mall were people who live in food deserts. Obviously I hate indigenous people who live off fishing, I hate them by promoting veganism near my city's mall

Veganism bad, b12 tho, d4 tho, K9 tho, omega tho

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Content warning: has photos of the pigs, but they are low-resolution, from a distance.

Unreal scenes in Constanța, where, in the middle of the day, two piglets were slaughtered, burned and then cut up in a park in the city, recently set up by the City Hall. And to complete the picture, the two piglets were brought to the "operation" site by a patient transport van with IL numbers. Unfortunately, it seems that the two "patient" piglets did not survive.

A group of at least 5 people acted to fulfill the age-old customs and traditions of slaughtering pigs on the eve of Christmas holidays. Equipped with a kettle, a burner, water bowls, everything needed for a successful Igant, they slaughtered, burnt and butchered the two piglets without anyone disturbing them.

The incident took place in the Constanta district of Km 4-5, Progresului street, right in the new park set up by the Constanta City Hall two weeks ago near the fence of the military unit.

Ignat is the (Orthodox) Christian Holiday associated with slaughtering pigs. It's also known as "pig's giveaway" (alms) because parts of the pig carcass are shared with participants and neighbors.

Translated with DeepL.com

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/5663412

Comic by Dave Contra.

Description:

Scene is in a bar, showing people standing at a bar and some crowd behind. In the foreground, there's some man drinking a beer, a dog drinking a beer, and a woman drinking a cocktail and standing like she just came in. The woman is dressed for a night out. The dog looks like a dog, but with an eye patch, bald/shaven head, scars on the chest, and ear partially cut off. The drug turns to the woman with an expression of anger and resentment, and says:

It's people like me who make that cheap perfume you're wearing possible.

Source: https://semblanceofsentience-blog.tumblr.com/post/722226188140019712/ive-seen-this-factoid-bandied-about-for-some

[Logo containing a smiling cow in a giant pasture goes here]

Menu

• Happy burger: Hand-crafted half-pound burger using free-range, grass-fed beef.
• Chicken burger: Lovingly-made chicken patties, sustainably-sourced from a queer, wxmxn-exploited ranch in the Amazon rainforest.
• Veggie burger: Impossible patty that has been drenched in cheese. All patties have been soaked overnight in milk and fried with happy-caged eggs.
• Fries: Fried with pure beef tallow and lard
• Ton of CO2: Because we care about the environment, we will let you release a ton of CO2 into the atmosphere. Don't worry, we buy carbon offsets!

Vegan menu

• Side of extra pickles
• Soda (vegan optional)

Those plants aint gonna scream themselves.

!vegancirclejerk@lemmy.world Source: VCJ Reddit post

or for us .ml people you can use lemmy.ml/c/vegancirclejerk@lemmy.world to access from this instance 🫡

Bonus tip (for vegoons only): as someone who's new to the fediverse I've found that the "Lemmy Link" extension for Firefox and Chrome is pretty neat. It adds a clickable mouse icon in the sidebar when you access a lemmy community from another instance that redirects you to the community on your home instance 🙂

cross-posted from: https://slrpnk.net/post/501556

But then I remember I didn't take their children away, hook them up to a machine to extract food from them, or kill them. And that makes me feel like making fun of carnists is not so bad.

I think the lack of protein is making them not think good.

Federated vegan btw

i HATE beans so much that i fly into a rage whenever the mere thought of beans enters my brain. i get so violent and out of control that i immediately kill and consume the nearest animal (not dogs you DUMB VEGANS) in a sort of fugue state. obviously i am very compassionate as i do this and use every part of the animal (this makes the animal happy)

this whole condition is agitated - obviously - by vegans existing and telling me to stop killing animals. aita?