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Anon falls in love (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 141 points 1 month ago

I like to think based on how this story is worded she always had implants but never knew to turn them up

[-] cordlesslamp@lemmy.today 49 points 1 month ago

what if we all have implants but never knew how to turn them down?

[-] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 48 points 1 month ago

a screwdriver does the trick, its a one time adjustment though

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

Just make sure to get a thin one and wiggle it a bit, the screw is tiny and waaaay down there. ^please^ ^don't^ ^do^ ^this^

[-] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 24 points 1 month ago

losing the user manual is a bitch

[-] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 2 points 1 month ago
[-] bitchkat@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

But she sure plays a mean pinball.

this post was submitted on 20 Sep 2024
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