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Mermaid Rule
(lemmy.blahaj.zone)
Be sure to follow the rule before you head out.
Rule: You must post before you leave.
It sucks that my chances of having a gay mermaid gf are super low because ocean pollution has made mermaids endangered.
But on the other hand if chemicals in the water make the friggen frogs gay maybe the same applies to mermaids. Maybe all that's left are a handful of super gay mermaids.
If any super gay mermaid sees this, I'm single. Maybe I'll come across one of them some beatiful day...