Uhh the left one, obviously

Good for you.

I wish you well

Jokes on your relatives, they're unacceptable and have demonstrated a such

Yeah, totally concede that Futurama is better and that Simpsons has really declined in quality.

Leave out the steamed hams, nothing to see here.

I couldn't get into Disenchanted, though I did try to stick it out through a good few episodes, just didn't click with me. Glad you enjoy it.

Amen to that. It's a joke, for my sake

That's the plan. Always has been.

What this 'we' crap? Speak fer yerself

To be fair, I meant to title it 'Totes McYes.'

Typos can make things confusing

And the angel of the lord came unto me, Snatching me up from my place of slumber, And took me on high and higher still Until we moved to the spaces betwixt the air itself, And he brought me unto a vast farmland of our own Midwest, And as we descended, cries of impending doom rose from the soil; One thousand, nay, a million, voices full of fear, And terror possessed me then, And I begged "Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?", And the angel said unto me "These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots! You see, Reverend Maynard, Tomorrow is harvest day, and to them, it is the holocaust!" And I sprang from my slumber, drenched in sweat, Like the tears of one million terrified brothers and roared "Hear me now, I have seen the light! They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers!"

It's a joke. Lighten up.

Also, label it what you want, but I'm a millennial.

Challenge time!

My old one survived an 8-story fall onto concrete after my wedding. Just crazy durable