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Martin Shkreli claims to have been behind a Donald Trump memecoin (www.web3isgoinggreat.com)
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This season's showrunners are so lazy, just re-using the same old plots and antagonists.

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Crypto-failure Terraform Labs to cough $4.5 billion and then liquidate itself (www.theregister.com)
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apparently it was Opposite Day at coindesk (www.coindesk.com)
submitted 4 months ago by froztbyte@awful.systems to c/buttcoin@awful.systems
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there is some strong copium in the article, combined with a total description of having a massive gambling addiction without, y’know, actually realising it’s an addiction

remarkable stuff

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Silicon Valley’s biggest grifters love Trump. Who could have guessed? (sfstandard.com)
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The Australian Securities Exchange CHESS blockchain: seven years of sunk cost fallacy (davidgerard.co.uk)
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the Nostr guy totally isn't a nazi, how dare you! he's just an extremely interested reader of a nazi (www.businessinsider.com)
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Fineqia CEO: Web4 Key to Web3 Growth (protechbro.com)
submitted 5 months ago by Alphane_Moon@lemmy.world to c/buttcoin@awful.systems
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Solana Dev Who Got Burned Up in Meme Coin Stunt Is Alive—And Wants Another Dare (decrypt.co)
submitted 5 months ago by dgerard@awful.systems to c/buttcoin@awful.systems
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j f c

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A Story in Two Pictures, Or Solidity? Why Worry! (wandering.shop)
submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by o7___o7@awful.systems to c/buttcoin@awful.systems
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(Found by way of @cstross@wandering.shop)

Tweet 1 - Oct 19, 2023:

I'm sorry but if you're paying $200k for a smart contract engineer you're ngmi

"no, the smart contract needs to be perfect and audited" bro hit $100k in daily volume then worry about it being perfect

Tweet 2 - Jun 5, 2024:

tldr; got $40k drained just now

i was submitting OP retro grants app. had to make github repo public for a sec. forgot i had my secret key in there (cuz i'm quite literally retarded, my IQ is 26). got drained of everything.

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Crypto is going back: Ethereum front-runner charged, Coinbase looking to re-enact 2022 crash, Uniswap responds to SEC, the not-Telegram Open Network, Wyoming (davidgerard.co.uk)
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by Amy Castor and David Gerard

In this episode:

  • Ethereum front-runners get front-run

  • Coinbase looks to play CeFi games (and re-enact 2022)

  • Uniswap refutes SEC accusations by detailing why they're true

  • Telegram's TON adds Tether

  • Custodia Bank is still trying again, and we seem to be the only people in crypto to notice that Lummis' stablecoin bill is a loophole written for Custodia

  • Money laundering, Binance, FTX, Craig Wright and all sorts of other fun.

We also have a life-sized cardboard cutout Sam Bankman-Fried, for all your many, many life-sized cardboard cutout Sam Bankman-Fried needs.

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In an attempt to secure the libertarian vote, Trump promises to pardon Dread Pirate Roberts (while calling for the death penalty for other drug dealers) (www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com)
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The FTX examiner's report is out. 234 pages in PDF of crime, crime, crime!! If these guys hadn't been thoroughly busted already ... (restructuring.ra.kroll.com)
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Meme coin apes: RFK Jr has your back (x.com)
submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by dgerard@awful.systems to c/buttcoin@awful.systems
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I’m very aware of what the average retail investor has been saying about the need for greater transparency in our markets, stronger regulatory oversight and tougher penalties for market manipulation and criminal behavior. My administration will support the Ape retail rebellion and enact aggressive Wall Street reforms.

To match action with words, I just invested $24,000 in GameStop from the fees I earned from suing Monsanto for their knowingly poisoning our soil and causing cancer. I love the idea of making Monsanto support $GME and the Apes. We need a free and fair market. Let’s punish predatory short selling to the moon. By the way, I ride with you and I’m not leaving.

#ApesNotLeaving #ApesTogetherStrong #GME #AMC

there's a picture too

how cooked do you have to be to understand any of these words

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shocked to hear in 231 pages of detail that Prof Dr Dr Craig Wright might not in fact be Satoshi Nakamoto and instead may be some sort of, dare I say, perjuring fraud (PDF) (d1e00ek4ebabms.cloudfront.net)
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Tether and sanctions: what’s coming for Paolo’s beautiful launderette (amycastor.com)
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the return of our messiah Roaring Kitty (www.bloomberg.com)
submitted 6 months ago by dgerard@awful.systems to c/buttcoin@awful.systems
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archive https://archive.ph/g9Y6a

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Robinhood Crypto receives an SEC Wells notice for securities violations (davidgerard.co.uk)
submitted 6 months ago by dgerard@awful.systems to c/buttcoin@awful.systems
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Coinbase 10-Q, Q1 2024: Numbers go up! When you change how you count them (amycastor.com)
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a late-season call back to one of early season buttcoin's favourite characters, the libertarian who suddenly decides he knows more about tax law than his own goddamn lawyers (davidgerard.co.uk)
submitted 6 months ago by dgerard@awful.systems to c/buttcoin@awful.systems
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"Going Infinite": Michael Lewis Takes On Sam Bankman-Fried - If Books Could Kill (www.buzzsprout.com)
submitted 6 months ago by swlabr@awful.systems to c/buttcoin@awful.systems
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As is tradition I am sharing this link without having listened yet.

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CZ Binance gets just four months! because he sang Beethoven's 9th to the DoJ (www.theverge.com)
submitted 6 months ago by dgerard@awful.systems to c/buttcoin@awful.systems
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Consensys gets a Wells notice over MetaMask Swaps and Staking (amycastor.com)
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The key thing that does in Christopher Harborne’s defamation claim against the WSJ is that the allegedly defamatory statement appears to be, er, provably true (davidgerard.co.uk)
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“Crypto is already a giant video game — and we are here to make it more fun and rewarding.” (medium.com)
submitted 6 months ago by swlabr@awful.systems to c/buttcoin@awful.systems
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The video game in question:

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If you $100m-fraud on the blockchain, you $100m-fraud in real life (www.justice.gov)
submitted 6 months ago by dgerard@awful.systems to c/buttcoin@awful.systems
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