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McDonald’s praised for giving work experience to convicted felon
(newsthump.com)
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They should hire him full time. Just don't let him slack off on his phone. He is not responsible enough.
You know it just fucked that up, too. Trump isn’t even a quality candidate for employment at a fast food restaurant. Of course he should never be president. Not again, anyway.
He's not qualified to tie his shoes without adult supervision.
Do you think washing your hands matters when you smell that bad?