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Trump Warns Immigrants Taking All The Good Vanity Plates (theonion.com)

submitted 47 minutes ago by RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social

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How Trump Is Appealing To Women Voters (theonion.com)

submitted 2 hours ago by RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social

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Employer Says It’s OK To Not Be OK But HR Will Probably Use You Not Being OK Against You (www.betootaadvocate.com)

submitted 7 hours ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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Country Musician Put Out of Work by AI Capable of Boot Licking Ten Times Faster (thehardtimes.net)

submitted 1 day ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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Man Asserts Being Conservative Divorced Dad Whose Kids Won’t Speak to Him Anymore is The New Punk Rock (thehardtimes.net)

submitted 2 days ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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Tim Walz Under Fire for Allegedly Inflating Bag Toss Score at Family BBQ in 1998 (thehardtimes.net)

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Baby Boomers Leave Entire $78.55 Trillion Fortune To Single Spoiled Pomeranian (theonion.com)

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subtitled screenshot of Walter Sobchak (John Goodman) in the 1998 film The Big Lebowski saying to Jeffrey "The Dude" Lebowski (Jeff Bridges) "Secondly, this is a fucking show dog with fucking papers" as Donny Kerabatsos (Steve Buscemi) looks on

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Cop Worried Illegal Immigrants Eating Neighborhood Dogs He Planned on Shooting (thehardtimes.net)

submitted 4 days ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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The Onion Front Page: September 10, 2024 (theonion.com)

submitted 5 days ago by usernamesAreTricky@lemmy.ml to c/theonion@midwest.social

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https://theonion.com/todays-historic-front-page-september-10-2024/

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9/11 Truther Questions Why There Were Two Huge Bullseyes Painted On Side Of Twin Towers (youtu.be)

submitted 4 days ago by treadful@lemmy.zip to c/theonion@midwest.social

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Trump Avoids Answering Hard Questions By Pretending He Shot In Ear Again (theonion.com)

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Cybertruck Owner Brags About High-Tech Pedal That Makes Vehicle Accelerate When Pressed (theonion.com)

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Air Force One Makes Emergency Landing at Dairy Queen (www.duffelblog.com)

submitted 6 days ago by SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social

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Kamala Harris Tells Donald Trump he Should Smile More (www.seahorseshoe.com)

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“He should smile more” said a beaming Kamala Harris. “He travels by private jet, won the Donald Trump golf trophy this year, and was the guest of honor in his January 6th fundraising gala. Yet all we see him do is scowl. You get more flies with honey than vinegar.”

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Apple’s Tim Cook to unveil reasons why your current iPhone is already a piece of shit (newsthump.com)

submitted 1 week ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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'Trans People's Issues Alienate the Working Class,' Says Democrat Who's Never Met Either (reductress.com)

submitted 1 week ago by seahorse@midwest.social to c/theonion@midwest.social

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