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[-] FaceDeer@kbin.social 66 points 9 months ago

What if the basketball fell out on its own?

[-] RaoulDook@lemmy.world 81 points 9 months ago

Basketball miscarriage, straight to jail.

[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 22 points 9 months ago

Texas will punch her in the god damn face

[-] SoleInvictus@lemmy.world 19 points 9 months ago

Sounds a lot like traveling to me. That's illegal unless you're a sovereign citizen; then it's the basis to all your bat shit legal arguments!

[-] jaschen@lemmynsfw.com 17 points 9 months ago

this post was submitted on 26 Jan 2024

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