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Oh boy wait until you hear about breathing.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 28 points 9 months ago

I find breathing to be better than not breathing.

Not licking the Himalayan salt lamp does not have the same effect.

Yeah but you can breath any time. This might be your last chance to lick that lamp EVER

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

It might be the last chance to try to insert the Himalayan salt lamp into your dick hole too.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

Like the old saying, anything is a sounding rod if you're not a pussy.

How old is this saying, really

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago
[-] gingernate@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago
[-] Jax@sh.itjust.works 3 points 9 months ago

Can we go back to when it wasn't? I liked that time, it was simpler

Sorry we live in a post sounding world now. Better get used to another new normal, kid

[-] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 7 points 9 months ago

Smell is based mostly on particulate. Anything you inhale gets at least partly broken down and absorbed.

Thus, if you smell a fart, at least some small part of your body is metabolising someone else's shit.

[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 2 points 9 months ago

If you smell a fart, the molecules in your nose once were in their ass hole.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Chances are really good that a star combined the atoms that make up the molecules and it went nova to spread them out.

Deep down I've always known this

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