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[-] perviouslyiner@lemmy.world 162 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I’m sure we are all confused as to why morale has been so low these last few weeks,” Peter said, although everyone else seems to agree that the layoffs are to blame. “It’s about time we got to the bottom of this mystery. I’ve conducted a thorough search and determined that remote work is to blame.

Are you spying at the company I work for?

[-] SinningStromgald@lemmy.world 50 points 9 months ago

We've taken away many things you liked and given you absolutely nothing. Why aren't you happy?

[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 8 points 9 months ago

Wait, are we coworkers?

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