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this post was submitted on 18 Feb 2024
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Now I'm just imagining this critter breaking into one of those weight lifter supplement stores at night, scarfing down a whole aisle and then hitting the gym to pump some iron before the humans arrive in the morning.
The scary part is that body is built by mauling woodland creatures.
I want a crazy millionaire to get a cougar, feed it steroids and salmon, and make it workout until it is the pinnacle of terrifying.
It'll pounce out of the shadows like a derailed feline freight train, tackling local bears and moose to steal their lunch money or give them swirlies in the river.
From the looks of things... too late! (gulp :-P)