betterdeadthanreddit

Great for making insincere connections with people who take its advice as gospel. Downside: Now you've made a connection with someone who takes its advice as gospel.

Rule 3, incredibly simplistic solutions. It's just puffed up with a bunch of nothing-words from the slop machine.

Lavrov is just pissed that Japan attacked Pearl Harbor and set off the chain of events that led to the US entering WWII, defeating the Nazis, and getting The Bomb first.

No, all I've got are these kazoos and other assorted noisemakers that you can take home to ~~terrorize~~ entertain your parents.

Being an uncle is pure joy.

...drinking my beer! Or eating my lunch for tomorrow. Or half a birthday cake.

Could've just said "eating my lunch", it's obviously a beer and half of a birthday cake.

The FBI called to help, maybe they can sort things out for you too. Thought they'd be busy with other stuff right now but I guess they need these Apple gift cards to upgrade my security...

It's got that smell to it (hence #1 above). The weasel words, unnecessary qualification, vague references to consensus, weak attempts at casual tone, stuff like that. Everything except "As a LLM" or whatever they used to say.

[All of that]

...Is the post I'd make if I was looking to muddy the waters for some inexplicable reason.

If you're going to make unsound assertions and draw unsupported conclusions on topics with which you are unfamiliar, at least have the decency to:

1: Write it yourself and
2: Take it to !lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

This is one of those "unmute to understand" ones if somebody in silent mode is about to paste the title into a search engine.

Truth is important. There's something they're fighting to keep hidden (standard disclaimer: of course they should not release CSAM or identities of victims, survivor or otherwise) and until it's revealed, the other side can still accurately say that we don't know the full extent of his documented involvement.

Additional information exists and every day it's not in the headlines and in our hands, real-life monsters feel the heat die down a little more. This must not continue.

Gesundheit.