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submitted 7 months ago by Emperor@feddit.uk to c/andfinally@feddit.uk

While arguing against a proposal for safe storage requirements for firearms, Minnesota state Sen. Warren Limmer (R-Maple Grove) contended that rural citizens need guns readily available to deal with cows.

“You even walk too close to a cow, and it’ll take you down and trample you into dust,” Limmer said. “Fumbling around with a lock while a cow or a bull or any other animal is going after your daughter or your son — you can’t fumble around with a key or try and find the lockbox or put your thumb on a biometric key of some sort in your home while the danger is outside. This bill puts those individuals in even more danger.”

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[-] snekerpimp@lemmy.world 15 points 7 months ago

Sounds like a cow bit him when he was a boy.

[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 11 points 7 months ago
[-] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 7 points 7 months ago
[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 3 points 7 months ago

Pull the udder one, it's got milk in.

[-] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 0 points 7 months ago

Excellent casein point.

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