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[-] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 46 points 3 days ago

I like to use a higher ratio of brown sugar and butter, and anybody who wants to take my soft chewy cookies from me can fight me.

[-] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 31 points 3 days ago

I was going to say, the butter one looks correct to me.

[-] ownsauce@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago

And the sugar one looks like a Subway cookie

[-] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 14 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Otis Spunkmeyer is the brand. We use the same cookies at my job. The secret is to let them sit for about 20-30 minutes after pulling the dough from the freezer(it's pre-shaped discs), and only bake them for 10-12 minutes at 350 fahrenheit instead of the recommended 15-16.

EDIT: And to anyone who loves those mini chocolate chip cookies some bakeries carry, Hope's Country Fresh Cookies. Same thing, let 'em thaw a little and underbake for a soft, chewy cookie.

EDIT: EDIT: Sorry, I'm bored as fuck at work, and realized I can share another trade secret. Got some of these cookies getting near sell-by? They've firmed up. Get yourself a jar of buttercreme icing, and an icing bag. Load the bag up, cut a decent sized point out of the tip, and make sandwich cookies. Fuckin' bomb, buttercreme works best as the filling.

[-] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 3 days ago

The America Test Kitchen agrees with you.

Their book goes into extensive detail as to why better and dark brown sugar are important to the recipe.

[-] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 32 points 3 days ago

I found that out the hard way, trying to make a cookie the size of a brown dwarf star. I shook the flour bag a little too vigorously and, uh-oh spagettification-o's.

[-] callyral@pawb.social 14 points 3 days ago

Fact: the word for "dough" in Portuguese is "massa" and the word for "mass" in Portuguese is also "massa"

[-] superkret@feddit.org 11 points 3 days ago

Not a fact: This is why black holes in Portuguese are called doughnut holes.

[-] OpenStars@discuss.online 5 points 2 days ago

#accidentalblackhole #whoopsiedaisyiendedalllifeonearth

[-] StellarExtract@lemm.ee 4 points 2 days ago

That one in the bottom right looks a bit dense for me.

[-] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

Instead of chocolate chips, I added raisins and now no one wants my black hole.

[-] Nougat@fedia.io 4 points 3 days ago

Title of your sex tape?

[-] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

You should be brought before the Hague.

[-] GhiLA@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago

everything reminds me of that one meme

[-] pinguinu@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 3 days ago

"dough" and "mass" are the same word in Spanish

this post was submitted on 13 Oct 2024
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