[-] superkret@feddit.org 1 points 2 minutes ago

I don't understand.
The words "too", "much" and "butter" don't make any sense in that order.

[-] superkret@feddit.org 2 points 40 minutes ago

I used to have an old Zenit ET. I loved that thing cause it had a small solar cell that powered the lightmeter (which was just an analog indicator moving over a scale).
So it needed no batteries.

When I moved to a new place I accidentally toppled an oak wood wardrobe which fell on the camera.
The wardrobe then had a hole in its back panel, the camera still worked fine.

[-] superkret@feddit.org 3 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

"Kommen hacke von der Tankstellääh
Und wir kacken auf die Tanzflächääh" – Maxim K.I.Z
🤔

[-] superkret@feddit.org 24 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

I have an old Soviet mechanical wristwatch that cost 3€ on an Eastern German flea market.
Compared to other watches it sounds like a Diesel tractor, the bezel rotates freely and the wristband pulls my arm hair out.
When I wear it, it's too fast and when I don't wear it, it's too slow.

But I only wear it during the day and take it off at night, and that way it's been keeping perfect time for 15 years.

[-] superkret@feddit.org 4 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Frauen sind wie Bullen, stehen auf Knüppel in die Fresse bis es spritzt
Frauen sind wie Ausländer, kennste einen, kennste alle
Frauen sind wie Kinder, nur zum Ficken und Bierholen gut

so tief, jaja. Friedensbewegung, da schau her!

[-] superkret@feddit.org 10 points 13 hours ago

Nope, also illegal to give away. So you legally have to destroy any surplus.

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[-] superkret@feddit.org 22 points 15 hours ago

Does Morgan Freeman run on Wine?

[-] superkret@feddit.org 5 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

In the Battles of Xing and Lin-Kedin

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[-] superkret@feddit.org 31 points 1 day ago

In Berlin you could smoke weed in front of cops before the legalization.
They've got bigger things to worry about.

[-] superkret@feddit.org 80 points 1 day ago

SInce the legalization, I keep getting home-grown weed for free from friends.
Cause you can legally keep 3 plants, but only legally have 50g of dried weed at home. So everyone gives away the surplus after harvesting (which is also illegal, but impossible to control).

[-] superkret@feddit.org 36 points 1 day ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

Termux. A Debian-based Linux system running on top of unrooted Android.
It lets you interface with your phone's functions (GPS, calls, etc.), and install packages to extend functionality.
Turned my phone into a mobile network troubeshooting device, lets me grep through my sms, and I can ssh into my server on the go.

With AnLinux you can install a full standard linux system in it, including a GUI, and connect to it with a VNC viewer. (AnLinux is just a helper script linking to some dude's repo, so if you are at all security-minded, you can also bootstrap and install any Linux distro manually).
So you could have a Debian with Gnome desktop running on your unrooted phone.

[-] superkret@feddit.org 96 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Protip: Before buying a laptop, google "homeless shelters in Detroit".

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#!/usr/bin/env bash
echo -e '\nReading the news...\n'
        yay -Pw
echo -e '\nUpdating...\n'
        sudo pacman -Syu
echo -e '\nLooking for orphaned packages...\n'
        yay -Qtd
echo -e '\nLooking for obsolete packages...\n'
        url='https://aur.archlinux.org/rpc?v=5&'
        pacman -Qmq | sort >| /tmp/pkgs
        curl -s "${url}type=info$(printf '&arg[]=%s' $(cat /tmp/pkgs))" \
                | jq -r '.results[]|.Name' | sort | comm -13 - /tmp/pkgs
echo -e '\nLooking for changed config files...\n'
        sudo find /etc -name *.pac*
echo -e '\nDone.\n'
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(tut das bloß nicht! 😔)

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Reuters documented at least 600 previously unreported workplace injuries at Musk’s rocket company: crushed limbs, amputations, electrocutions, head and eye wounds and one death. SpaceX employees say they’re paying the price for the billionaire’s push to colonize space at breakneck speed.

Through interviews and government records, Reuters documented at least 600 injuries of SpaceX workers since 2014. Many were serious or disabling. The records included reports of more than 100 workers suffering cuts or lacerations, 29 with broken bones or dislocations, 17 whose hands or fingers were “crushed,” and nine with head injuries, including one skull fracture, four concussions and one traumatic brain injury. The cases also included five burns, five electrocutions, eight accidents that led to amputations, 12 injuries involving multiple unspecified body parts, and seven workers with eye injuries.

SpaceX, founded by Musk more than two decades ago, takes the stance that workers are responsible for protecting themselves, according to more than a dozen current and former employees, including a former senior executive.

Musk himself at times appeared cavalier about safety on visits to SpaceX sites: Four employees said he sometimes played with a novelty flamethrower and discouraged workers from wearing safety yellow because he dislikes bright colors.

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Falls Ihr mal im Raum Frankfurt draußen im Wald übernachtet und völlig verwirrt aufwacht, weil ihr laute Walgesänge hört: Das ist nur das Geräusch der Flugzeuge, die im Landeanflug ihr Fahrwerk ausfahren.

Das war schon alles.

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