Ah yes, back to reading the shampoo label.

“Huh, these things have instructions…”

You know this really opened up a new world of possibilities for me. From now on I'm going to savor each and every morning shit without needless distractions like news, music, interesting videos, and definitely funny memes. Thanks for showing me the error of my ways.

I vaguely remember a friend in middle school telling me about how The Weird Kid stuck his head under the stall wall and into my friend's stall while shitting was happening. I don't even remember what The Weird Kid allegedly said. Something like "HEY BEN WHATCHA DOIN?" probably. My friend panicked and kicked him in the face, and I don't think any adults were informed.

At least one person saw this comic in the shitter. That person is who the comic is for.

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Bonus panel (it's a GIF, if it's blank, wait)

I don't want to live in the moment of shitting :(

Once had a guy hold a sign with similar message. In front of me. He was sitting across from me on a subway train.

Nothing like savoring the moment riding underground. A breather after work.

He was smug but mad at me ignoring him.

I would argue that scrolling through fresh memes on Risa(@startrek.website) while on the toilet is the pinnacle of living in the moment. Particularly at work.

*sniff* *sniff*

Smelly

Wow, I am literally on my phone and see this while I am pooping.

It was actually kind of nice to take a break while you're on the toilet. Whether that means checking your phone for fun, or just sitting in silence without looking at a screen. Both can be a break, depending on context.

That's the whole point

got em