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The second matchup of the tournament
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Do I have treats for the wolf?
This takes me back to "gorilla, man, gun," which was basically the baptist youth camp version of rock, paper, scissors. (It probably exists outside of that context, that's just where I always played it shrug)
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Trick question, Wolf is a male surname.
Are we talking a sign language-using gorilla with a pet kitty or...?
A random one, so most likely not
I would choose wolves because i have experience with dogs which are close enough to wolves
I am inexperienced with gorillas or any other primate
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Probably wolf.
Wolf not wolves? Sure I can use a new pet I guess.
Is there gonna be a loser's bracket for this tournament?
What? But we can keep the fire running if we have 2 people...
Wolf 100%. It's without its pack and I'd have some chance to fight it off. A gorilla would tear me in half.
You'd probably have some chance of becoming part of its pack if you were careful.
Or it'd just rip your throat out...
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rabid coyote vs hungry tiger
With a tiger you’re just defacto dead on first contact.
HYDROGEN BOMB
VERSUS
COUGHING BABY
GO!!!
cough... cough
massive explosion
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