The Babylon Bee also makes articles under the guise of satire in an attempt to take advantage of this very fact. They're basically a misinformation source that calls themselves satire because they know their base will take them seriously, but they can deny it. They're basically Fox News calling themselves the onion.

Oh no, that's pterrible

300 euros, not dollars. This also means the America jokes aren't quite right in this case. 300 euros is about $326

Just changed my password to this, thanks!

Nobody has any idea how old this poster is, it could be an old ass boomer as easily as it could be a zoomer and we're just going on making statements about the technical abilities of new generations without any actual evidence other than a single person that can't do something for themselves? There are many, many people from my graduating class who would be as helpless as this person and I'm fucking 30.

Google likes to hide behind their AI black box as an excuse at times like these, so they may actually not know why

Like playing DnD

It's not even the first time AI owned majorly by Microsoft became racist

Selling their user data to Google? They're putting Google as the default search engine, but users are free to change it. I don't understand how that's the same. People would probably set it to Google anyway these days, which is a shame because Kagi is the best search engine.

Disney plus has a decent bit of solid content. By saying this you don't sound edgy and cool like you think you do, you sound dated. It's okay to accept that Disney makes decent content, they have enough money to. It's also okay to not like their content. But pretending you're an ancient ass ostrich with your head in the sand is just cringe.

Dude just stopped before he got to a logical stopping point where it would make sense to commit and push

Looks like a Linksys Router to me

Use the clay pigeon shooter to toss it for target practice