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Crowdstrike (sh.itjust.works)
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What a simple fix (possumpat.io)

Seeing the crowdstrike solution reminded me of the old memes

Go to C:\Windows\System32\drivers\CrowdStrike

Locate and delete file matching "C-00000291*.sys"

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Googling (programming.dev)
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Malware As A Service (sh.itjust.works)
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Read only friday (sh.itjust.works)
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submitted 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) by JackbyDev@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

Literally. I open up my terminal and try to cd Desktop only to be told that no such file exists. I thought for sure everyone this was happening to was just not reading something correctly and were foolish. Nope! It literally began deleting my files.

Edit 2: Even once it's done and you have them locally and not "on demand", the Desktop is in ~/OneDrive/Desktop instead of ~/Desktop. See this helpful comment.

It looks like there might be a way to sort of disable Files on Demand but it looks like it won't let me do it until it's done uploading? I'll post updates.

Not to be dramatic, but I'm really going through it. My mouse logitech mouse is suddenly chattering really bad and double clicking everything. Also while Steam refuses to let me disable auto updates for all games in any sort of easy way. And DDG seems intent on only showing me results related to launching games without updating (as opposed to merely disabling auto updates until I launch). The chatter fixer I found for my mouse does not work and the other requires some logitech program to even try to use. (The repo doesn't mention the name.) This is awful. When it rains it pours, I guess. Literally can't even high light this text to wrap it in a spoiler. This is fucking stupid.

Context: My parents have a family plan for Microsoft 365 they added me too and it has 1 TB of storage I can use. I wouldn't have turned it on otherwise.


Edit: My desktop background has literally vanished and turned solid black.

DO NOT ENABLE ONE DRIVE.

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Which one??? (programming.dev)
submitted 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) by JackbyDev@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

Fuck it, .zshrc it is.

Image transcription:

  • Top text: I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT SHOULD GO IN .*RC VERSUS .*PROFILE
  • Bottom text: AND AT THIS POINT I'M AFRAID TO ASK
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blahaj (lemmy.zip)
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submitted 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) by sabreW4K3@lazysoci.al to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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Boomeram (sh.itjust.works)
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One does not commit or compile credentials

Template

Context:

This meme was brought to you by the PyPI Director of Infrastructure who accidentally hardcoded credentials - which could have resulted in compromissing the entire core Python ecosystem.

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submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by bleistift2@sopuli.xyz to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

Meme transcription [Gus Fring fixing his tie]:

You don’t write documentation because you’re lazy.

I don’t write documentation because I don’t want to find out how my app actually works

We are not the same

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Meme transcription [Kid drowning in pool]

In the background a person plays with a kid in the pool. The person is labeled “Companies updating their website”. The kid is labeled “The company logo”.

In the foreground a kid seems to be drowning. It is labeled “Useful information”.

In a second panel a skeleton sits at the bottom of the pool. It is labeled “The copyright year”

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Is that you chatGPT? Always has been.

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Always try sudo (programming.dev)
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Meme transcription:

Bro, just one more bug fix, I swear. The base design is good, promise. This is just a simple bug that I need to fix. It doesn’t require redesigning my approach. I know I’m calling the same function 8 times to get the same data each time, but that’s just this one time, bro. I know they’re asynchronous functions and loading now takes 300ms, but this is just during development, bro. I know I’ve inlined about 7 different things that should be seprate, but that was necessary to fix the previous last bug. I swear, I’m almost done. This is the last bug to fix, bro.

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