Says the guy who wakes up for alarms

Brave 🤮

So uh, should I throw this away...

Furiously taking notes: "wear cat ears for money"

A lot of people microdose magic mushrooms with lion's mane for this reason

Dwarf fortress, cliff empire

Eh, you shouldn't get hit with anything serious unless you're hosting a server that's seeding tons of content. The worst I've seen people who occasionally pirate getting is a 'stop being a pirate, asshole!' letter from Disney or something. I tried cyberghost for a while and it was such trash that I wish I hadn't wasted money on it, I've just not bothered with VPNs since.

Well that's ChatGPT not bing, and no they aren't the same

Looks great, it'll outgrow that in no time. I'm not sure if that's good or bad

Yoink

Croydon surely isn't that bad

Ah, I see. You never truly savored the Redditor experience - the Fedora, the bliss of basement living, the Cheetos-inspired physique. Without such rites of passage, how can you claim the title?

As for Twitter users being "Twats" or Facebook users "Faceboomers", that's an interesting proposition. But remember, le Redditors bear our stereotype with pride. The basement always has room for one more. ;)

/s <- do we still do this?