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Anon rides a bike
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Have fun commuting 30 miles to work on that thing. Especially when there's 8 or 10 inches of snow, -10 wind-chill, or there's a thunderstorm rolling in. I've seen people do it; they look absolutely fucking miserable and it's a miracle it doesn't kill them.
sees happy person
gets mad
Yeah good luck driving your car through a tornado. I've seen it, these people didn't look happy.