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submitted 2 months ago by Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

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[-] nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone 31 points 2 months ago

somewhere in the multiverse there's a fantasy tech support scammer trying to convince some frail old monarch to install partyscryer on their pondering orb to gain a remote astral connection

[-] reddeadhead@awful.systems 8 points 2 months ago

Trying to obtain Remote Thought Execution.

[-] nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 months ago

[through extremly compressed audio]
"Great Sire! Our most EXCELLENT SORCERERS have sensed MANY HEXES in thy ORB!
PONDER HERE to convene with our expert invocators today!!"
[low res blinking gif of an evil advisor whispering in an orb]