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Anon turns 30 (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] Shard@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

Does profusely apologizing for puking on their dress count as conversation?

If yes then I'll have you know I'm quite the socializer.

[-] Wanderer@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago

Well it's a start isn't it?

Just do a little better next time and the next time and the next time.

[-] Comment105@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

But what if the next time is in 8 years, and then the next ones after that are 5 and 13 years apart? Won't be much improvement then, and it'll be 26 years later and you'll be pushing 60.

[-] Wanderer@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago

You can squeeze that all into one month.

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